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Phillip J Rhoades

howtophil:

"(Be)cause You’re My Stalker"

I’m never alone
‘cause you’re always there
and when I need a hand
yours is always spare

And I know you care
‘cause you wrote it on my window in blood
‘cause your my stalker
and I know you’re there

I can feel your eyes on me
whenever I’m asleep
And I can hear you breath
when I’m in the shower
‘cause your my stalker
and I know you’re there

But don’t worry
I’m freakier than you
your my stalker
and I know you’re there

Hey, why are you runnin’?
Don’t run away
Hey, come back!

Now, I’m your stalker
‘Cause you stopped stalking me

Now, I’m your stalker
And I’m always there for you

Come on, come back and stalk me
I’ve got some lovely bushes in my yard
You can hide there

‘Cause you’re my stalker
and I know you’re there
you’re my stalker
I know you care

howtophil:

 ”Forgotten Feathers”

You kept me face down to the ground
so long I forgot that there was sky
Watched my blood and tears mingle in the dirt
and almost believed your lie
‘til I saw my feather sitting there
and remembered I can fly

You can’t keep me down
no never anymore
I can soar above your dirty hands
I can fly

I let you keep me down
Listened to your lie
You laughed at my blood and tears
turning dust to mud in my eye
‘til I saw my feather sitting there
and remembered I can fly

You can’t keep me down
no never anymore
I can soar above your dirty hands
I can fly

You can’t reach me
not with your dirty hands
I’m part of the sky
I can soar above your dirty hands
I can fly

missmerrymac:

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

oh Qui-Gon :]

Someone obviously reversed this footage of the Jedi. The lightsaber is actually flying off the ground, into his hand, and then being holstered.

missmerrymac:

ednoncosplay:

This is the type of Jedi I would be

oh Qui-Gon :]

Someone obviously reversed this footage of the Jedi. The lightsaber is actually flying off the ground, into his hand, and then being holstered.

Attack On Titan (Bulimia)

In Attack On Titan, the titans, giant human shaped things with not genitalia that exist to eat humans, gorge themselves and then vomit all the dead bodies back up.

This is obviously about bulimics, their cycles of binging and purging, their feelings that they are huge, the feeling that they lack any useful sexuality while at the sway of their condition. They can only be liberated when their minds are separated from their unruly bodies (depicted by the severing of the spine near the base of the titan’s skulls in the anime).

And they asked me, ‘Can God make a whiskey so strong that even he can get drunk?’ And I said unto them, ‘I don’t fucking know, but I’m ready to give it a damn good try!’
Fucking God (via sureiamgod)

howtophil:

How not to get shot in the face by your friends.

How to leave a proper and effective voicemail.

Everyone needs to know.

Now do this:

Do it

Hold down both ALT keys at the same time and click the reblog button - it does something cool.

Why?

Why you gotta fuck with the asexuals?!

I know they didn’t start this shit.

It’s not like they were fuckin’ with you.

raexbb:

Okay, after I made the first one, I got to thinking that it’d be great to post the “CyberStar Vision” of the whole thing. :)

I am entitled to not have sex with anyone I don’t want to have sex with. For any reason - including that I don’t find them physically attractive.
Phillip Rhoades
When someone says something that’s supposed to be nice/egoboost/sexy, but you have to resist the urge to make a joke and laugh about it.

When someone says something that’s supposed to be nice/egoboost/sexy, but you have to resist the urge to make a joke and laugh about it.